Dear FOX - a cautionary haiku

Channel which ruins all
"Shall be available soon"?
Best by nine - or else!

I'm having cable trouble. And a massive headache (Mia, what do you DO about these horrific migraine things? They're a new and terrible critter for me to deal with - like the pancreas wasn't enough.) And I'm shamefully hooked on American Idol, and I MUST WATCH IT at 9PM Specific (Family Guy humor, there) to see who gets the boot this week. My guess is that it'll be a country boot, swung out of time to a line of chirpy violins, and will land squarely on the butt of one Kristy Lee Cook. Seriously, don't they have people to advise these kids when they're about commit show suicide?

Anyway, I'm not sure what it is about blogs and haikus, but for some reason, I feel obligated once in awhile to post one once in awhile.

Edit - So dialidol.com says that no one is safe except David Archuleta. Pfffft.

New mpg files for download

Update - 11/25/07: Files Removed. Don't hate on me, blame GoDaddy.

I've added some new files to the server in the past few days - here's a list, to help Googlers who are looking for them. Sorry for the dry post! P.S. - I have two exams on Monday (Pathology & Patient Care) and two on Tuesday (Psychopathology & Immunology) so I'll be scarce for a few days. Don't miss me too much. :-) We have:

House MD, Season 3, episode 2 - Cane and Able (aired on September 12, 2006)
House and the team treat a young boy who claims there is a tracking device in his neck and believes he has been the subject of alien experimentation. Cameron is outraged when she learns Cuddy and Wilson have been lying to House about the diagnosis on his last case (episode summary from TV.com).

House M.D., Season 3, episode 3 - Informed Consent (aired on September 19, 2006)
House puts a well-known medical researcher through a battery of tests to determine why he collapsed in his lab. When the team is unable to diagnose the problem, the doctor asks the team to help him end his life. House is forced to use his cane again after the ketamine has worn off as he deals with a clinic patient's teenaged daughter who has a crush on him (episode summary from TV.com).

House MD, Season 3, episode 4 - Lines in the Sand (aired on September 26, 2006)
When doctors are unable to diagnose why a severely autistic boy screams loudly for no apparent reason, House takes the case. As the boy's condition worsens, it becomes obvious that House relates to the boy because he has no social niceties (episode summary from TV.com).

Saturday Night Live - Ellen Degeneres and No Doubt (aired December 15, 2001)

Family Guy, Season 6, episode 1 - Mother Tucker (aired on September 17, 2006)
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio(episode summary from TV.com).