Tyra Banks wants me to fail medical school (in addition to Flavor Flav)

I mean, Flavor Flav also wants me to fail medical school - not that Tyra Banks wants Flavor Flav to fail medical school. Just so we're clear.

I'm telling you, since I have been a medical student, there is an America's Next Top Model marathon on VH1 the weekend before a big exam - EVERY TIME. (A few times, that's not quite true - but Flavor Flav has picked up the slack with a Flavor of Love marathon to fill in those gaps.) And when there's an America's Next Top Model marathon on VH1, I must watch it. All of it! I think Tyra Banks is some kind of voodoo queen with her emaciated girls and their giant rats' nest hairdos, and their crazy photo shoots on shaky runways - sucks me RIGHT IN. I can't help it.

And true to form, there's a marathon on today, and I have a pathology final tomorrow morning. What to do, what to do. Of course, I do only have to get a 75 or something to keep my B* in pathology. So I don't think Tyra will completely sabotage me this time. Mwahahahaha!

*This B brought to you by my friend Christy, who forces me to study, no matter how badly I want to get up and do The Running Man to an Ace of Base song on the 90s Music Choice channel.