AI7 - Top 10 guys liveblog
Ryan: Blah blah blah, dramatic lighting, superstar will emerge, blah. Now we're on our psychedelic trip on the Idol Green inside-out paper slinky, or whatever that is. It looks like something I made in elementary school and folded it out and then had like 10 of them - know what I mean?
Ryan greets the guys, who are practicing their walking-by-the-camera-real-fast move. Hi guys.
Ryan greets Simon. Simon winks at Ryan. Eeep.
Paula says the kids are growing into their own comfort level. You know, she reminds me of Barack Obama, lots of talking, seems to compliment and uplift everybody, but actually says nothing if you really pay attention. She's less articulate though.It's Michael Johns! He plays tennis! He's still Australian-ish! His songs come from sports or tennis! He's singing Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac, and has turned the entire studio orange, including his shirt. You know that thing that they say when they say that a song could be a hit on the radio now? I think I know what they mean, because I'd buy Go Your Own Way by Michael Johns. Sorry Fleetwood Mac - Stevie, you know I love you and your gauzy dresses, but this guy is doing your song well. This has worn him out, because he's panting like a dog. Randy - not his best, but he liked it. Pauler Obama says it's a great way to start off the show, he has the whole crowd working. He's a seasoned performer and is already there. Simon says it was his weakest performance and that he is just coasting, but that everybody is. Oh well - so I disagree with Simon. I liked it. Michael says it's a dream to sing a Fleetwood Mac song, so he basically doesn't care what anybody says. He didn't say that last part, though.
Jason Castro has this cute non-interview where he says nothing except that he does interviews badly, so there's lots of messing up and "take two" and giggling. Cute. He's singing I Just Want To Be Your Everything by The Bees and also the Gees. He's strumming his guitar - and you know, they're going to tell him he's coasting too. I can just tell. Randy says if you take the guitar away it was boring - but with the guitar, charming. No guitar = boring. Guitar = charming. Guitar charming, no guitar boring. Okay. Paula likes the way he musically interpreted the song, somehow pushing the song away and then bringing it back to him, and blah blah blah more vulnerable as an artist. (?) Simon thought the song was too schmaltzy and didn't suit his voice. Simon thinks Jason picked a very average, schmaltzy song from all of the good songs available for this decade. Obviously, "schmaltzy" was in Simon's word-of-the-day email today.
Luke Menard is part of a group named Chapter Six. An Acappella group, which he loves because A cappella requires the notes to be right. He thinks it was good preparation for Idol. He also wants us to know that he's Orlando Bloom's long lost brother. I made that one up. He's singing Killer Queen by Queen, which Randy says is a challenging song and that he did pretty good. Paula points out that she fought to get people like him in the top 24 (did she? Hmm. I'll bet she fought for other reasons.) Simon says the trouble is that you're always going to be compared with the original and that he didn't have the charisma of Freddie Mercury (well, duh.) Simon also says he's a bit whiny, like Randy said. Then Randy says, "I did not say that! I said 'theatrical'! Waaaaaah!"
All eyes on Robbie Carrico! Forgive me if I make typing mistakes, as my eyes are on Robbie Carrico. America would be surprised to know that he drag-races cars. Actually, that doesn't surprise me that much. I'd be surprised if he was an award winning flower arranger or something. He'd recommend racing to anyone. Go drag racing, kids! Robbie is singing Hot Blooded and doing up the microphone all Bo Bice style. He's doing a nice job with the vocal - I can always tell that I'm enjoying the performance when I'm not typing because I'm watching. I'm wondering, though - if they all use the same microphone? Because they hold it close to their mouth, and respiratory droplets and influenza season and the vaccine isn't so effective this year and such. Oh well. Randy says something about Robbie not being an authentic rocker. I wasn't listening, because I was having the following conversation:
Mom: Are you talking to someone?
Me: No Mom, I'm liveblogging this show.
Mom: Why do you have to do that?
Me: Idon'thavetoit'sjustthatsomepeopleliketoreadthese.
Then she got the hint that I was trying to actually watch the show. Paula says he played it safe and she thinks he's too caught up with what people think of him, and he should just be who he is and give his all. Ack, that actually made sense. Simon tells Robbie not to be so defensive, and that he thought the vocal was good tonight. Whooooaaaahhhh!
Danny "C'mon Get Happy, Because I Am!" Noreiga was in a punk rock band in 9th grade, with "yelling and screaming and rebellious kids playing instruments" (said with an excellent lisp.) He's like a caricature of himself. Geez, and people were convinced Clay Aiken was gay - he looks like Brad Pitt next to this kid. Anyway, Danny and I have the same haircut, I think, and he's singing Superstar, and wearing a sweater that he borrowed from my grandma. The vocal is not terrible - if I just heard it cold, with no pre-performance clip or post-performance critique, and I couldn't see him, then I might even like it. Randy says he's a fan, but that he's got this slow vibrato that he should work on. And that he's also thinking while he's singing, which is messing him. Paula says to try to "forget about us" while he's singing (Pauler, no offense, but it's not you that he's thinking about.) Simon says that he likes him because he stands out and is original, and that he looks terrific on camera. Ack. Then Danny does that annoying thing that girls who are like, 18-24 do on their MySpace and/or Facebook pictures - that lips-pushed-out not-quite-kissyface thing. I HATE that.
Ryan reminds us that the guys are singing tonight, in case we were confused after Danny Noreiga's performance, and that the girls are singing TOMORROW. David Hernandez tells us that he used to be a gymnast, then gives us a detailed description about putting on his leotard and the leggings that went over them. Well, I could have done without that. Anyway, David is singing Papa Was a Rolling Stone, and it's a good performance. He sounds good to me, and he's throwing in some dance moves and good inflections. Oh, and a glory note! Much better than last week. (EDIT - maybe David's dance moves were honed at the gay strip clubs for which he supposedly danced.) Randy is laughing about the little jump at the end, and says that THIS is the David Hernandez that we fell in love with. Speak for yourself, I'm not in love with him yet. Paula says that his voice is so pure that it pierces right in the pocket. Huh? It's like she takes a bunch of cliches and mixes them all together, adds a splash of vodka and says whatever comes out. She's glad that he didn't overdo the song and didn't growl. Did he growl last week? I missed it. She says it was perfect. Simon gives it his Best Vocal of the Night Award. He says that he likes that when he's given criticism, he treats it as a challenge instead of sulking. David thanks God. Now I need some Diet Pepsi.
Jason Yeager picked up a piano when he was really young (amazing! A mini-Hercules!) He also picks up guitars. He's not using his instruments in Idol yet, but will if he finds the right song. He's singing Long Train Running by The Doobie Brothers. It's meh. Randy says that there are so many great 70s songs, and that he picked a song that isn't really a singer's song and that he had some pitch problems. Paula says that it's a song without many notes in it, so that it doesn't show his vocal range. Very diplomatic, Pauler. Simon says that last week was boring and that this week was worse, and that the ending that he did was bad. He calls the performance "ghastly" and says that he looked like he was drunk at a party. Jason is doing this annoying thing with his tongue. I want him to stop it now. He does stop it, and starts blathering on and on about being their dependable dog and blah blah blah. I really hate it when they let the judges advice go in one ear and out the other. They've given these kids a HUGE advantage in achieving their dreams to be musicians, and I hate ungratefulness. And sometimes Simon is uncouth (like certain doctors I've worked with) but there's constructive criticism in there SOMEWHERE. Even in the mean and hateful doctor's Why Are You In Medical School diatribe, there was one thing that I was able to fish out and work on the next day. So Jason annoys me and I'm ready for him to go away.
Chikezie tells us that his name is Nigerian, and was constantly mispronounced until he finally let the mispronunciation be the actual pronunciation. His name means "something well-created by God". Well, that's nice. Well-created by God, mispronounced by humans. Doesn't that describe almost everything? He's singing I Believe To My Soul by Van Morrison (also by Ray Charles) and I'm underwhelmed, but he does appear to be having fun. Randy says, again, that THIS is the guy that we fell in love with. (It's the catchphrase of the day, spread it like wildfire.) He says Chikezie is in it to win it. Paula likes the fact that he picked a story-song and pointed at Simon with the line "you better remember my name". Heh. That was pretty clever, as much as I hate to agree with Paula. Simon tells him that it was the right song and that it was a million times better than last week. There's a cute little banter about whether Chikezie would wear the orange suit again, and he says that he's worn it on TV and can't do a repeat - that only Simon can do that. BUUUUURN! Simon's all, "Just when I was starting to like you," and asks Chikezie's mother in the audience if she's horrified. She is. Laughs all around.
David Cook is a word nerd and can say lots of 15-cent words. He can say them really fast too. He also does crosswords. I love him. He's playing a guitar and singing All Right Now by Free. Good performance - I'd buy that song too. The music sounded great. Randy liked the "rock star" thing where he threw his pick out in the crowd. Ha. Pauler says it was very smart, fun, and relevant to who he is, and she loved it. Simon says it was solid and sort-of believable. He says he didn't think the pre-performance clip did him any favors because "crosswords are boring". Pffft. I thought was endearing. Not so endearing, though, is when Will Shortz / David pulled a Justin Guarini with the "maybe that's what you think, but America gets to pick".
David Archueta's pre-performance clip is a home video of him at the AI1 summer tour, and he must have gotten backstage passes or something, because he's singing for a bunch of the Idols, including Kelly Clarkson, and he's amazing. Wow. Kelly's all "You're the bees knees!" or something - you can tell she's impressed by him. Speaking of being impressed by him - he's doing a great job on Imagine. Wow, I think I'm going to cry. Randy says he's been saying all this year that it's about the young ones, and says it's one of the best performances on this stage. He asks why David didn't choose the first verse, and David says he sang the third verse because he likes the message and it's his favorite verse. Paula is wiping away tears and says that it was one of the most moving performances she's ever seen. I hate to be a blubbering mess like Pauler, but I was a little teary too. It's just such a great song (although it's too idealistic to ever happen, at least until the Millennial Reign) and here's this kid singing it so perfectly. Anyway, they show his parents in the audience - I think his dad is crying too. Simon says he's the one to beat and that there are 19 other miserable contestants. David still looks very humble and "aww shucks" though - I hope he stays that way. I think he's going to be #2, if he doesn't win - but I predict him to be around a long time.
Okay, my top 3: David Archueta, Luke Menard, Michael Johns. Honorable mention to David Hernandez for the comeback. (Striken after the edit up there.) And I like David Cook for his crossword nerdiness, but I'm mad at him for talking back to Simon so I'm not putting him in my top this week.
On the chopping block: Jason Yeager and maybe Robbie Carrico.
Quote of the episode goes to Paula, to David Archueta: "I want to squeeze you, I want to squish you, I want to pop your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror." Started off normal, ended creepily. Classic Paula.
Labels: AmericanIdol, ChikezieEze, DannyNoriega, DavidArchuleta, DavidCook, DavidHernandez, JasonCastro, JasonYeager, LukeMenard, MichaelJohns, Music, RobbieCarrico, TV







