There's no stripping. (Sorry.) But there's rambling, usually in the area of science, politics, pop culture, signs that are irritatingly misspelled, and religion, or anything that happens to be on my mind at the time. I post on study breaks, so that I don't go insane. Insaaaaaaaane!
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Lace equals nut bar
Too bad but she's good TV
Want Jes for *my* friend
Seriously, Jes is awesome - my favorite parts of the show are her little interview segments. If Bret doesn't pick her, I want her to move to West Virginia and be my BFF. Wait, I feel another haiku coming on, after seeing the preview for next week ...
Projectile vomit!
The napkin kept all unsprayed
Heather, rue tattoo?
Labels: EntertainingStuff, RockOfLove, TV, VH1
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I mean, look how many cool kids are doing it:
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Ewww, that makes me feel all skeevy. But it must be done.
Email me! Just so I don't feel like I'm talking to myself. I may not be able to answer each email, but they all make me go, "Wheeeee!"
"You should write a book, or a comic strip, or maybe fortune cookies"
My good buddy Vic
"I love your fun web. Happy!!"
Timo Spondoolix (Who, by his own admission, "speaking not English goody".)
"I'd trade all my Debbie Gibson albums for ten minutes on the phone with Kimmy Ramblestrip"
Evil Fake Glenn
"Kim is a bright spot in the blogosphere"
songstress
"you rock kim, i love your blog"
*hugging monitor*
My other good buddy Chris
"I was so depressed about all the physiology I didn't (and still don't) know, then I come to your blog, and the world is bright again. Warm fuzzies inside."
My fellow tortured medical student Ryan
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See my uploaded pictures in a form other than these itty bitty squares.
And blame bahhhhhsil for my dorky Flickr username. Er - I mean, Evil Glenn.
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School stuff. Bah.
My Last.fm Dashboard - check my listening habits & such, if you care
Blogs With Names That Amuse Me:
Bloggers That Share My Love of Chicken:
Christian:
Funny Ha Ha:
INFJ Blogs:
Medical Blogs:
Regular Reads:
These guys have me blogrolled, and I like that. So they get a reciprocal link:
If you have me blogrolled and I left you off of this reciprocal blogroll, email me and let me know so I can add you.
Add me to your blogroll! Oh, c'mon. I would be so happy.
Who sent you? WHO SENT YOU??
Lyrics and quotes that I think are funny or poignant or something. You'll know which is which, I hope:
Clue
Peter Callaghan: No, that's not it.
While You Were Sleeping
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh, the two what? What was that word?
Vinny: What word?
Judge Haller: Two what?
Vinny: What?
Judge Haller: Did you say "yutes"?
Vinny: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Haller: What is a yute?
Vinny: Oh, excuse me, Your Honor ... [exaggerated] two YOOOOTHES.
My Cousin Vinny
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer: That musta been some kind of doll.
Frank: She was.
Seinfeld
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Dan: Yes, I know that.
Forrest Gump
The Wizard of Oz
How far'd you get?
That place where you can't remember
And you can't forget
Secret Garden - Bruce Springsteen
Miss Scarlett: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Wadsworth: I think she meant, he threatened in public to kill her.
Miss Scarlett: Oh.
Clue
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
Office Space
Spanish Guy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just "me llamo Brian."
Brian: Oh, oh, you speak English.
Spanish Guy: [sigh] No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You ... you're kidding me, right?
Spanish Guy: Que?
Family Guy
The Wizard of Oz
And she'd do anything to fill it in
And though it's red blood bleeding from her now
It's more like cold blue ice in her heart
She feels like kicking out all the windows
And setting fire to this life
She could change everything about her
Using colors bold and bright
But all the colors mix together
To grey
Grey Street (Busted Stuff version) - Dave Matthews Band
Friends
The One Where Ross Got High
My chance for happiness had passed
And nothing waited 'round the bend
I was sure I'd never find someone
To heal the damage you had done
And my poor heart would never mend
Wrong again
Wrong Again - Martina McBride
Jack Callaghan: I don't have any flowers, I wouldn't mind seeing you in black underwear, but under the circumstances I don't think we should move in together.
Lucy: [giggles] I thought you were Joe Jr.
Jack: [sighs] I get that a LOT.
While You Were Sleeping
Family Guy
Rachel: Huh. A MOO point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
Friends
The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Chris Knight: You've seen him too?
Mitch: Who is he?
Chris: Hollyfeld.
Mitch: Why does he keep going into our closet?
Chris: Why do you keep going into our closet?
Mitch: To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there.
Chris: Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him.
Mitch: Yeah ...
Chris: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?
Real Genius
uncertainty stinging clear
And I can't help but ask myself
how much I let the fear take the wheel and steer
It's driven me before
and it seems to have a vague
haunting mass appeal
But lately I'm beginning to find that I
should be the one behind the wheel
Drive - Incubus
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left
We'll walk in fields of gold
Fields of Gold - Sting
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
Man, they don't make sense
Some things you don't need until they leave you
Then they're things that you miss
Bright Lights - matchbox twenty
LaToya: Thanks. Um - rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God!
Mayor West: How very inappropriate, thank you.
Family Guy
Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.
Office Space
Days pass
And this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
All my instincts, they return
The grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise
Without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes / the light the heat
In your eyes / I am complete
In your eyes / I see the doorway
In your eyes / to a thousand churches
In your eyes / the resolution
In your eyes / of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes / I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your eyes
Love
I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted
And this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired
Working so hard for our survival
I look to the time with you
To keep me awake and alive
In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you, tell you I need you
And tell you I'll set you apart
Tell me your secrets, and ask me your questions
Oh, let's go back to the start
Running in circles
Coming in tails
Heads on a science apart
Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh, take me back to the start
The Scientist - Coldplay
Joey: Really? Me? Wow. I don't even know any huge gay people.
Friends
The One With Joey's Interview
My life I'd give for you
My heart, a wedding ring
My all, my everything
My heart I can't control
You lure my very soul
My only prayer will be
Someday you'll care for me
But it's only make believe
It's Only Make Believe - Conway Twitty
Family Guy
Peter: Hey, Slobodon, you made it!
Slobodon Milosevic: I didn't know what to bring, so I made coleslaw. It's made out of people! Ha ha, just kidding. Hey, is Muammar here yet?
Peter: Yeah, he's over there with Saddam.
Saddam (laughing, to Muammar Qaddafi): And then Jerry guessed that her name was "Mulva".
Muammar: That show is so funny. It really reminds me of me and my friends. You know, the way we just hang out - before I kill them for worshipping the wrong God.
Saddam: Yeah, and I love that Kramer guy - he comes in the room like this - [braying] - well, I can't do it, but you know.
Family Guy
Austin Powers in Goldmember
A way to make it back someday
To watch you, to guide you
Through the darkest of your days
If a great wave shall fall, and fall upon us all
Then I hope there's someone out there
Who can bring me back to you
Wherever You Will Go - The Calling
but in grace,
in the joy with which they are lived,
and in the love
they leave behind,
then we have
much to learn
from our cats.
RIP YoYo, April 1989 - October 2004
RIP Cinders, April 2000 - June 2005
RIP Lucky, August 1999 - July 2005
RIP Frisco, June 2005 - November 2005
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? No.
Friends
The One With the Chick and the Duck
Some Devil - Dave Matthews
Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
The Princess Bride
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin' to do
What Hurts the Most - Rascal Flatts
C.S. Lewis
Pieces of Flair
